All you need to know about Slacker Magazine

Last Updated on Monday, 18 January 2010 12:58 Written by Administrator Sunday, 10 August 2008 19:42

Slacker Magazine will define SLACK. That's what we're best at. We think of slack as "good times" and why not. We deserve it. We all do. It's been written in our Declaration of Independence. "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." 'Nuf said.

Anyway, you will be coming back here again and again because we've got the hipno-claw. It lures you. It summons you. You can't stay away. You want to pay people to tell you what you already know!

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